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Laddy Johnson may or may not be the unacknowledged love child of the late President Lyndon Baines Johnson. But one thing's for sure: After fifteen years of being a Hollywood stuntman, Laddy's back to run for mayor of his hometown of Gasoline, Texas.
     His opponent is incumbent Edwin "Win-Win" Winslow. Win-Win is the quintessential Texas good ol' boy. A former star lineman at Texas A&M, Win-Win now owns Texas Rolling Stock, an upsacale SUV dealership that sells internal combustion monsters like gas was still 25¢ a gallon. Which in Gasoline it still is. The town has its own oil field and refinery. And the Municipal Field is what the election is all about. Laddy vows to keep it. Win-Win wants to sell it to Big Oil, which is getting nervous about the idea of anybody in the country still having access to affordable fuel. Win-Win promises that every homeowner in town will get a windfall payment that will make the sale a good deal. Laddy cautions that Big Oil is way too slippery to trust.
     Who will win? Will the Winslow dynasty be extended another generation? Will Laddy ever find out who his daddy is? Will he marry his first love, now a famous movie star? Or will he chuck everything to take up with Win-Win's long lost daughter, Hayley? Finding out is a gusher of fun.

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Published 2007 by Stray Dog Press, Inc.
ISBN-13: 9780976417033 [print]
ISBN-13 : 9780976417026 [ebook]

5 stars Amazon 5 Star Reviews
...the twists and turns keep you reading non-stop. Loved the book and will always remember how much I enjoyed it!

Humorous and right on — what we expect by Joseph Flynn. 4th book I have read by him and he needs to hurry up and write another.

Chapter 1
  There hadn’t been any gunfire by eight p.m. on Election Day, but that was about to change if Buckminster Musgrove had his way.
   Buck was the campaign manager for Laddy Johnson, and he had blood in his eye as he asked to hear one more time the report his son, Ben, had just brought in.
   Ben was perfectly willing to repeat himself in the exact same tone of outrage he’d used to announce his news moments earlier. “The goddamn 11th precinct polling place is still open and letting people vote, an hour after the law said it had to close. When I went over to say, ‘What the hell do y’all think you’re doing?’ two of Win-Win’s boys pointed scatterguns at me. Shit, if I hadn’t been alone ...”
   Ladbrook “Laddy” Johnson and Edwin “Win-Win” Winslow were competing for the office of mayor in the town of Gasoline, Texas, a gathering of 20,000 souls at the southernmost point of a ragged triangle with Houston to the northeast and Austin to the northwest.
   Win-Win was the incumbent; Laddy the challenger.
   Even by Texas standards the race had been spirited.
   Meaning it was a surprise blood hadn’t been spilled already.
   “You did the right thing, Ben, not getting shot,” Laddy said, sitting behind his desk, his feet up, not looking the least perturbed at hearing the election might be stolen right under his nose. “No sense in anyone getting killed.”
   A point with which Ben’s father begged to differ.
   “Fuck that shit, Laddy,” he said. “Bastards think they can steal this election and threaten my boy’s life, I’ll waste every last one a them. Tie Win-Win to a tree and skin him alive.”
   Hardly the usual strategy for a Democrat. On the other hand, Buckminster Musgrove was a former Marine and handy with both a gun and a knife.
   “Buck,” Laddy said calmly, “as much as we like to romanticize the Wild West hereabouts, none of us would actually care to live in the 19th century. What we’ll do is send Ben back to the 11th precinct. Have him take Mary Sue Parker from the Beacon with him.”
   Mary Sue was the reporter covering the Johnson campaign for the town paper. She’d compromised her journalistic objectivity by sleeping with Ben Musgrove on the second night of her assignment. She’d also promised Laddy good press if he got her résumé to the executive producer of Entertainment Tonight, whom Laddy had met exactly one time for three minutes.
   The candidate continued, “Let’s get Ben up on the roof of ... what’s that building across the street from the 11th precinct polling place? Is it still a jewelry store?”
   “Fein’s,” Buck nodded, restraining himself until he saw where Laddy was heading.
Contrary to his candidate’s assertion, Buck would have been perfectly happy giving up his modern creature comforts if he could more often settle matters with his own two hands. Only thing he couldn’t do without was Friday night football. No real Texan could live without that.
   “Ben,” Laddy said, “you get up on top of Fein’s with a videocam. One that has a date and time stamp in the frame. Shoot any illegal voting going on. Shoot Mary Sue asking the boys with the shotguns if maybe they’re allowing only Win-Win’s voters in; keeping everybody else out at gunpoint. Make sure Mary Sue’s discreetly miked so she can record whatever they have to say.”
   Buck shook his head.
   “Win-Win’s the biggest advertiser on KYHA.” YEEHA-TV, channel 85, was the Fox affiliate in town. The only station with a local newsroom. “They ain’t gonna air anything we bring in, no matter how damning it is.”
   “We’ll get the Houston and Austin stations,” Laddy said. “They’ll go with it. CNN’ll pick it up. People in Gasoline will get the news.”
   “Unless Win-Win’s bastards jam their TV signals.”
   The notion sounded like Castro jamming TV Marti to Laddy. Cold War paranoia. He was tempted to laugh. But he’d been back in Texas only a little over a year, returning from 15 years of living in L.A. Maybe interfering with federally regulated broadcast signals wasn’t as outlandish as he thought.
   He shrugged. “Be that as it may. This campaign will not initiate any gunfire.”
   For just a moment, Buck Musgrove’s look said he’d backed the wrong horse.
   But he turned to his son and said, “Go on, boy. Get Mary Sue and do like you were told.”
   For his part, Ben looked relieved. Eager, even, to be pulling a scam with Mary Sue instead of charging into battle with his father and a posse from Johnson headquarters.
   Buck closed the door to Laddy’s office, just the two of them in the small space now.
   “You’re gonna hate yourself if you lose ‘cause a this,” Buck said.
   “Not nearly as much as if you or Ben or someone else got killed.”
   “Don’t you want to win?” Buck asked.
   “I promised my mother I’d do my best,” Laddy told him.

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